So... my friend and I were talking last night. She decided to tell me that I'm like a guy with a big rack. (Thanks, bitch!) As we were talking, we came up with a list of qualities and characteristics about me that make me a girl... just not really. You'll see what she meant.
1. I haven't brushed my hair in the last 48 hours. (My hair is naturally knot free, but she insists that I'm just a freak of a girl.)
2. "Dutch ovens" don't piss me off, but revenge will be had.
3. I wear makeup maybe... twice a month... and I haven't worn foundation/concealer since prom.
4. I would much rather watch "The Shawshank Redemption" than "The Notebook."
5. Some of my top favorite movies include ones with Arnold!!!!!!! ("IT'S NOT A TUMOR!)
6. I will eat like a pig on the first date. (Girls eat salads, apparently.)
7. I'm horny like a guy? Is that even real?
8. To me, a romantic date would include something that could potentially get my clothes muddy. (I don't know what kind of date this would be... but okay.)
9. I refuse to wear heels.
10. I am not embarrassed to talk about poop.
She has other reasons, but these were the ones that caused her the most frustration.
In other news, I'm doing another 30 Day Blog Challenge! I'll post it after I post this, and it will begin tomorrow. It's one that someone sent to me, so I said I would go for it. Also, new "Place to Travel" coming soon.
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