Ah, Australia. Let's just start with the beaches, shall we? Now, I'm not the biggest fan of laying on beaches, but when you have water that blue and clear, and skies that bright and warm, and miles of empty sand to build sandcastles in... well... I'm game. I mean sure, they have a species of octopus that is super small and super poisonous. I'll wear those dorky water shoes that make my feet blush from embarrassment. Also a great place to test out some scuba skills... if I had any. But if I were going there I get some dammit! I would love to swim with sharks, and maybe even whales. Also, Australia has over 500 national parks! Do you know how many animals and fucking TREES are there?!?! So many to climb! I can be like a wild monkey and swim from those glorious vines of safety net. HA!
Of course, as the picture shows, the famous Opera House. Surfer's Paradise. Dreamworld. Sea World. Warner Bros Movie World..... ZOMG my brain just exploded into clouds of ecstasy....
*Jennifer has fallen on the floor and is trapped in "La-La" land. She will have to call you back.*
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